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Lubricant. You know what it's for. No description necessary. Just buy some. Because you'll need it.

However, let's get down to a bit of the nitty-gritty... You'll notice that most of these products have some pretty terrible broken English on the bottles, as we purchase it from Chinese folk that absolutely SUCK at English translation skills, but absolutely ROCK at creating INCREDIBLE lubricants!!! Be sure to scroll down to the Manufacturer Product Ratings for each of the lubes to see what your average Joe thinks about it. Or a couple thousand average Joes.... Those ratings are based on the worldwide wholesalers that buy these for little bitch boys just like yourself *smiles and touches the tip of your nose with my finger*. If you don't like what you bought, let us know and we'll refund you. But we know you'll like what you bought, otherwise we wouldn't have it on our site.

~ Mistress Raven & Lady Rouge

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